SL:an i said i dont care how big it is..im not signing NO FUCKING DICKS!

You have to understand Jared..you can’t be twittering that much…You almost don’t have time for the band anymore….we have a really BIG problem here…you’re kinda OBSESSED by it! How can we solve this problem?

/Maria Karlsson
Twitter name: Maria1976

J (thinking): boring interview, im hungry – mmhh need some sweet potatos

S: It was like this big and that dude came closer to me…
T: Hmmm…kinda scary
J: I have nothing against dicks!

Sooo cool 30stm Δ

S: blah blah blablablah
T+J (thinking) What the hell is he talking about?

Twittername: nannilinchen

It’s diffiult for me but let´s go
Shann to Jared
I started with the idea of taking pictures of the sky and posting! Now you come to me as copying and have more time every hour has a new
Look for shooting another topic

S: It’s pretty easy to be on tour with these guys. We know each oher for a long time, so there’s no need in words.
T: *thinking* Aw, my beard is so soft. I’m not gonna taste it, no no no.
J: *thinking* Who the hell are you?

Twittername: katrysh

“Let me explain my brother’s hairstyle, quick, before he punches me” – @ahateotw

jared thinks: mhhh, where are my sunglasses?
without them shannon and tomo look very colorless…… *g*
twittername: annianderson

Shannon: So, when someone stole my bike i was like… heartbroken!
Jared: Ohh, not this story again…
Tomo: Gosh, they better give that bike back, before Shannon decide to ”borrow” mine!

@deimante_ on twitter

J: someone better tell me where my baclkberry went
S: I don’t know but I feel italian so I’m just gonan use hand gestures like this to try to help explain where i think it went.
Tomo: oh god shan, lay off the coffee *pretends he heard nothing*

J: Gangstahhh *starts singing a random rap song*
Shannon: I like big butts and i cannot lie
Tomo: Jesus fucking christ *looks away*

Shannon: …and them my sticks broke xD
Tomo: yummi This nail is much better than the other ones!
Jared: O_o Ohhh Tomo looks so sexy when he bites his nails like that (grrr) … and why do they wear glasses? Where are mine, wtf?

Tomo: “Hmm. I wonder what the bear is doing right now! If he thinks of me sometimes?”

Jared: “Hopefully nobody see me twittering in my pocket with my beloved Blackberry! So I´m going on making an inocent face”

Shannon: “I´m a super cool drummer in a super great band. Ok I´m having a bad hair day and my shoes are boring, but I´m still a super cool drummer in a………”

Twitter: CatCuty_4

J: My brother is so fucking boring that I am blind twittering with my blackberry in my pocket. Let’s hope he didn’t notice that
S: and so I couldn’t find my bike…I left it there! and boom it disappeared, they stole that…do you understand?
T: Am I supposed to say anything? why shannon is pushing his feet against me? Should I be worried? Is he pushing me away or what? I need to think!

Shannon saying: When will be This is war video released?………..
Tomo thinking: Ups, try to look busy…
Jared thinking: Soooon

Shannon: “It wasn’t me who did anything wrong. Her boobs just landed in my hands I just squeezed because I was angry.”
Tomo: “I guess he is right, she did it herself you know.”
Jared: “What the hell are you guys talking about? That wasn’t a boob. It was my butt.”

Shannon trying to imitate Jared: “Marry me, marry me!”
Tomo thinking: “Damn you Shannon, that’s what I wanted to do for Vicky.”
Jared thinking: “Right… ._.”

Shannon: We have to visit Poland more often cause Polish Echelon is spamming me all the time!
Tomo(thinking): Hmmm I guess Shannon hasn’t seen my Twitter account. He probably doesn’t even know what “Polish Spamars” means.
Jared(thinking): Fuck! My brother’s right. Polish Echelon wants us so much and we are going to give just one show to them. We are assholes! We should do something with it!

twitter: yoanna89

Shannon: “It wasn’t me who did anything wrong. Her boobs just landed in my hands I just squeezed because I was angry.”
Tomo: “I guess he is right, she did it herself you know.”
Jared: “What the hell are you guys talking about? That wasn’t a boob. It was my butt.”
——————-

Posted again because I forgot to mention my twitter.

Greetings,
@aMapOfTheWorld

Jared: Dam where is that dam BB where the hell has tomo hid it!
Shannon: What they were this huge i had to cup them!
Tomo: Tries not to faint from shannons smelly feet and sitting on Jareds BB

I forgot to add my twitter name is Naughtytashaben

S: What? I would really like to f*** all day long if I were a girl and I guess I would have that big boobs, hilarious!!”
T thinking: Hmmm really that big?
J thinking: What is he talking aboubt. I wonder if it would be interessting to think like a woman?.

Twitter Name: Mandarince

Shannon: “And I grabbed the heart of that dangerous dragon and torn it out!”
Tomo thinks: “Can twitter live without me? Can it?”
Jared thinks: “My brother is so brave and handsome.”

Jared: *evil glare* Bitch you know I do all the talking!
Shannon: Really now? You want me to embarrass you like the last time?!?!?
Tomo: I would like to see that happen again.

Shannon: What’s with the fascination with the echolon? Seriously guys, I don’t get it!
Tomo: Hm…
Jared: If you don’t get it, Shannon, you don’t deserve to be an echelon. Shut up now.

J (thinking): boring interview, im hungry – mmhh need some sweet potatos

twitter: LPDANI

Jared:Where’s my Blackberry?
Shannon:There was this one time I hit Jared with a drumstick…
Tomo:Uh huh Yup!

Twitter Name: @LoniFerguson

SHANNON : Dude, you KNOW I look better in a kilt than you do….
JARED : *sulking* Bro, and YOU know I wore the pants so I didn’t poke anyone’s eye out…
TOMO : Man. was that claim REALLY for £10.000…?

SHANNON: Jared, dude. where are you looking at? It can’t be more important than me, right!?
JARED(thinking): look how sexy Tomo’s mustache is… *sigh*
TOMO(thinking): oooh I love my mustache.

twitter: @30secondstojody

Jared: *I wanna sleep.. boring*
Shannon: Like i said before, it’s something I can’t explain, my heart beats for love and…
Tomo: *I think I’ve to shave my beard today*

Twitter: @BeccaFromEarth

Jared ‘thinking’ I wish he’d get his feet off the furniture, I spent ages cleaning the pleather sofa earlier.
Tomo, ‘thinking’ why am I craving parmesan? Oh, it’s his feet.
Shannon. I know what you guys are thinking and I don’t give a flying fuck.

Jared: My brother embarrasses me..
Shannon: But I swear I saw an ET in front of me and then..!
Tomo: I wanna be a cat for jump off the seventh floor and still be alive

Twitter: @BeccaFromEarth

I forgot my twitter name is silverlining81

Shannon: “Okay, this dude in Tilburg handed me over his Triad necklace, even when I said I wouldn’t give it back…”
Tomo thinks: “That dude totally rocks.”
Jared thinks: “FUCK!! I wish I could meet that dude, why didn’t I went outside the gate in Tilburg. If I did I could say I met the guy with aMapOfTheWorld on his face. I envy you Shannon.”

Even though I gave my triad necklace to Shannon and he did said he wouldn’t give it back, he gave it back. That’s why I love Shannon.

I’m just saying that Tomo and I feel that someone in the band has an ego problem but we’re not going to name names.

Tomo and I need our two hands to handle our instruments and Jared needs none so he can afford to wear his fingers down twittering. (Tomo wonders, is he talking about man-made instruments or our god-given ones?)

Shannon: “I know I’m not that old, but I swear, they’re getting saggier.”
Tomo: “I guess it could happen at an earlier age; there must be some scientifical explanation for this.”
Jared: “WTF!?” @elishaLAMBLEY (didn’t put it on last one>_>)

J: Shannon is talking.. boring. where’s my blackberry..?
S: So when I finally interrupted Jared when he was talking…
T: Jared stopped talking?

- twitter name; @sannevanbeers

S: a few months ago in Miami, someone stole my bike. Dude you can’t imagine how much i want to hold his neck and ripp his head off. My mom bought it!!

T: *thinking* uh oh Jared you’re a dead man… ok act as if you knew nothing about it, act as if you knew bothing about it, act as if you knew nothing about it…

J: *thinking* for God’s sake can Tomo stop tapping his foot like that? Shannon is gonna kill me, i shouldn’t have touch it, now it’s sleeping somewhere in the sea, oh man i’m dead…

Jared: Shannon, you really shouldn’t talk about this….
Shannon: That testicle they wanted me to sign, I swear it was this big!
Tomo: I don’t remember that…
twitter.com/thegatekeeper26 – LOL

Twitter name- therealPau_Pau. JL – Yeah so there 5 of them, 5 girls with Mrs Jared Leto tattoo’s. SL – Mmmmmmm 5 really? Tomo – Yeah right! I don’t believe you dude.

Redo – SL – yeah so there were like 5 girls with I heart Shannon Leto tattoo’s. Tomo – yeah right, I don’t believe you. JL – whatever dude, I’m the hot one. Twitter name is therealPau_Pau. X X X

Shannon: “… So I took your Blackberry and threw it in the toilet…”
Tomo thinks: “Cool, bro-fight coming up… ”
Jared: “You did what?! You’re going down bro.”

Jared: Yeah, okay.
Shannon: And then, PUFT! Brains flew for everywhere, dude…
Tomo: Do I look like Bin Laden? *thinking*

Twitter: @BeccaFromEarth

SHANNON~”actually Jared as a kid was a HUGE dork…”
JARED~*thinking* “shut up Shannon,no one is ever gonna believe you! ”
TOMO~*thinking* “Hmmm,how long has this food been in my flavor saver?”

jared: “hmm i wonder what they are writing about me on jared leto online aka jared-leto.net”

shannon: “that i’m fucking awesome!!!!”

tomo: “hmm shanimal is probably right”

twitter: sweetcandy703

S: Guess what is a pink point in the middle of a crowd?
T: *thinking*
J: HAA! Very funny! (sarcastilly)

Twitter: MelFromMars

J: *thinking* I can’t listen this answer again… if he doesn’t stop talking, I will have to threaten him, with that shameful picture in my pocket…
S: So it was an idea that my brother came up with…
T: *thinking* God, why these interviers always have to question about The Summits? If I had something to trheaten Shannon and make he stop talking about that…

* Twitter: MelFromMars

S: Music is very important for us…
T: *thinking*OMG….when will the end of this interview?*thinking ends*
Yeah, Shannon is right…But..where is Vicki..I can’t see her. Vicki..where are you?
J: You guys are soo crazy mofos. Tomo, you should cut your hair and maybe then you’ll see everybody. Ok, now let speak about me. (=

Twitter: TheKill30

Shannon: “Let’s just do something really shocking, guys. Like, the next interview we’re doing, I’ll do the talking part, and Jared will do the window dressing part.”
Jared: *N-o w-a-y*
Tomo: *And what about ME?*

Jared: hmmm.Shannon taking on the talking? I don’t know how i fell about this..
Tomo: I think i just felt something move in my beard..
Shannon:So this one time..

@marissaIRL

jared: *thinks* oooo I just found a enny in my pocket! shannon: I’m telling you I had that penny right here in my hand, where the fuck has it gone!? tomo: hmmm my pubes are softer than my beard WTF! jared: *thinks* muahahaha he ain’t gonna get this penny back now! fuck yeah I rule!

Shannon saying: When will be “This Is War” music video released? Hmmmm………..
Tomo thinking: Ooops, try to look busy and avoid eye to eye contact. Thank God i have my nails and sunglasses…
Jared thinking: Shannon, figure out something. Don’t make me say the word “SOOOON” again. They already hate me for this

JL thinking: Tomo looks so sexy with that green…

Shannon: You know, the Echelon means a lot to us, since they’re our family…and they help us to spread the Word about Thirty Seconds to Mars…
Tomo: (Thinking) Hmm…I have a mustache now! Should I shave it or…I wonder if the cats miss me. I wish Shannon could sit like a normal person too, he’s pushing me with his feet…anyway, mustache or no? Hmm…
Jared: (thinking) Tomo looks really good right there….or maybe is the mustache? Should I get one?

(@mithraxechelon)

Shannon: “You know, if I got to be a girl for one day, I would like to
have sex with another girl just for the feeling” Jared: “You mean
gaysex? Well you could just have sex with another male, you know.” Tomo:
“Should I tell them about that time when we were drunk at my
place..?”

shannon: i’ve been thinking, quite extensively actually, about firing bartholomew cubbins. while the man may have 500 hats i just don’t feel our creative partnership is working out.. you know…fork in the road type thing. he’s talented, without a question, you know… mad scientist-esque..but as they say all good things must end. i just feel as though it is taking him FAR too long to edit our videos…fartoolong. i realize he’s an older gentleman but think about it.. guys?!…it seems as though it’s taking him longer…and longer to complete a project..time is money, you know. i’ve recently met a man in france, he works under the creative name “shan i am”, he approached me and expressed an interest in taking over for dear ‘ol ‘bart.
shan i am admitted to being more experienced with photography but, you know, he’s got a vision…some really good ideas and endless enthusiasim.. have i mentioned he works fast? really impressive…
tomo: *ponders*
jared: *deathglare*

ps) i forgot to add my twitter: @dhorreur

Shannon: now..about the Summit…
*Jared thinks* “what the hell is he thinking?don’t tell me he dares to steal my speech about the Summit!
Tomo: man..did i switch the oven off? Damn..

SL: But I wanted to do that with the bear in The Kill!!!!

i want the magazine!? lol

Interview Question: ….so guys,when is TIW finally comming out?
T:dude don’t look at me, i’m just a guitarist…takes his usual “i’m in deep thoughts right now” look..
S:…well, you know,it’s a difficult project and with CTTE already out,i mean how can we top that off…and then there’s all these new gigs and the moving around, and tweets, and…you know what i mean?…well as Jared says, soon..
J: *thinking*…let’s see how you’re gonna pull this one off….no,no not the word “soon” every one knows what Jared Leto soon means!!!…damn interview’s taking so long…it’s tweeting time man, finish already!The answer is…SOON
@ANMARIE_KS

Shannon: And that’s when I grabbed his balls
Jared gives death glare
Tomo thinks “oh no he di-idn’t!!”

Shannon: dude! I’m telling you its not possible!!

Jared: SEE Shannon!! Told you guys I could eat my own hand!!

Tomo: I’m trying I’m trying!! You will not prevail leto!!

@MrsBartCubbins

J:(thinking) Oh, God, not this joke again.
S: So this guy walks into a bar holding his….
T: (thinking) This damn hang nail…

@Proudechelon

J: *thinking* Dude, it was a Yes or no question…
S: There is a lot meaning to….
T: *thinking* There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home.

jared: i think shanimal is showing tomo more brotherly love than he shows me

shannon: i give great hugs..i’m a very affectionate fellow

tomo: are those really shannon’s feet rubbing against my thigh?

twitter: sweetcandy703

jared; shanimal will you stop talking and lets get out of here, we got concert to get ready for! :p

shannon; well this is this and that is that, daa daa daa laa dee daa!

Tomo; Hmm yesss! thats allright ! yep:)

[ @BeccaFromEarth3 ]

jared: great hes blabbering again

shannon: i went to starbucks and……wanted some coffee and……it was like…..cloooooosed so i was like….heartbroken you know

tomo:mmmm pancakes sound good right about now

twitter:LauraEliana

jared: oh yeah reading tomos mind

tomo: “i dont wanna turn but is jared starring at me? ooh maybe hes reading my mind……”not thinking anything

shannon: My bike got stolen maaaaaan

twitter: LauraEliana

Shannon: …and them my sticks broke xD
Tomo: yummi This nail is much better than the other ones!
Jared: O_o Ohhh Tomo looks so sexy when he bites his nails like that (grrr) … and why do they wear glasses? Where are mine, wtf?

Forgot my twitteraccount!!! –> irsada_Luna

Jared (thinking): hm,one of the guys is Tommy Lee Jones and one of is Will Smith from Men in Black…
Jared (thinking again): but it doesn’t really matters,they didn’t realize,that I’m Dementor from HP *ha-ha-ha* I seem to be so innocent =)

Shannon: “.. and it was my birthday the day before, so I wasn’t there for the signing because I was still in Denmark!”
Jared: “You know, you made a girl cry because she really wanted to meet you..”
Tomo: *thinks* “We all know that you were hungover in the tourbus.”

^ true story!

S: I´m so happy, because sometimes Jared allows us to speak in interviews! E.g. today!!!
J (thinking): OMG! He´s so boring! Why did I let him to talk? What´s this in my pocket?
T (thinking): Oh Shannon! Put your feet away! It stinks so much!

twitter: @5Charlie5

Tomo: Dude…Shannon get your feet off the couch, they smell like MOFOS.

Jared (thinking): Shit…I forgot to bring my sunglasses today. *staresat Shannon* Maybe I can steal his!

@cassiecheah

Shannon: As Jared already said,he likes a good door..well, I’m gonna tell you what happened once back in the LA..
Jared (thinking).. Oh Shannon,shut up..I could tell them about your weird obsession with the woman clothes..
Tomo (thinking): Oh,Imagine if I told people about Jared’s weird obsession with that transvestite from Tijuana..

Tomo: Double Rainbow, alll the way man…..it’s so intense.
Shannon: So then I was like maybe I should get hair like Justin Beiber, and then Jared was like no.
Jared: I got a bad case of the Beibs

Tomo: Double Rainbow, all the way man, it’s so intense…..
Shannon: And then I was like I want to get my hair cut like Justin Beiber and then Jared’s like no man….
Jared: I got a bad case of the Beib’s.

S: It was kind of.. don’t know.. strange, technology.. mmm.. not my busines.. I even don’t know how to switch of the camera on my iPhone!And the RT are so difficult..
J: (Thoughts: “…little blackberry babies….”)
Tomo: Dude, have you ever thought about a ask for a serious help?

Shannon shows the size of their breasts girlfriend, but says the issue of global pollution
Jared understood her brother and wait until he shut up
and Tomo seems seriously pondered over the fate of Russian intellectuals xDD

dark_iceberg on twitter

@skye_blue_alie on twitter

S: AND THAT THIEVES IN BREZIL ? THEY WERE COOL!
T: YEP, THOSE CRAZY MOFOS THAT STOLE JARED’S POMEGRANADE PANTS. IT WAS FUNNY
J: BUT THEY DIDN’T EVEN LEMME TAKE A PIC…

P.S.: TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS (TRUE) FUCKING STORY CONTACT BEA AND GABI

Jared and Tomo thinking, Shannon talking:

Jared: Don’t make me use them, Shannon. Don’t say it, I swear i’ll make your drumsticks disapper in a way you’re not gonna like when we get out of here if you do and… shit ><”

Shannon: …because Jared has always had this bird complex, you know… he likes to sing, he has those really thin legs, then he came up with this cacatoa mohawk, and then he tried to jump of the stage and fly, what as you could see didn’t really work, and we don’t know what his next step might be, so we’re thinking about making him go on therapy and…

Tomo: Or maybe we can sell him on ebay as a pet…

I swear if you look at picture it makes sense – or not LMAO

Juliana / @JullieAnna

J: First you gotta put your neck into it
Don’t stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
S: so I told jared just b/c a song has the word crack in it doesn’t mean its good.
T: mmm…crack

Oops twitter: cinnamonspite

Jared: Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!
Shannon: Oh, God! I can’t *know* that!
Tomo: I could stand to hear a little more.

Twitter username: jiangyin

Shannon: . . . we are so proud of our third record This is war . . .
Tomo: Maybe Shan is talking too much.. mmm
Jared: what the hell?? Shan has to stop talking now! Everyone have to watch and listening to me! Shan, stop talking… stop!!

Twitter username: ClaudyT91

Jared: we love the country, we love the city, we love the food… Italian food is the better one!
Tomo: omg. we are in Germany…
Shannon: oh, my brother always jokes! he knows we’re in Germany…
Jared: oops. thanks Shan.

Twitter username: ClaudyT91

Shannon: …and i keep telling tomo that he needs to SHAVE his beard before a small family makes it their home…
Tomo: don’t knock the beard…you’re just jealous that i’m the king of twitter!
Jared: imbeciles. don’t they realize that i am KING of everything? beards, triangles, twitter, leather, sweet potatoes, studs…everything.

twitter: victoriaftzsmns

S: Yoe see, when we were recording This Is War, we had this gorgeous concept in mind. You want to know what the concept was? Let me explain it to you…….

J & T. *boring* That explanation is going to take the whole afternoon again.

Twitter: myphoenix1

Shannon: You see, when we were recording This Is War, we had this gorgeous concept in mind. You want to know what the concept was? Let me explain it to you…….

Jared & Tomo: *boring* That explanation is going to take the whole afternoon again.

Twitter: myphoenix1

Shannon: I was like that’s not water..
Jared: boo you suck!
Tomo: *thinks* I want a cookie
Jared: Your momma!
Shannon: We have the same mom jerk!

S: I squeezed it and then it like…exploded…and then I…
J: DUDE you are scaring me! *leans further away*
T: Hmm…what should I eat today….

Twitter: Jenna6277

S: Can you believe how big it was? It was just…
J: hey dude calm down….it wasnt that big
T: Did I leave the gas on?

Twitter: Jenna6277

Shannon: And her bullet nipples were like, sticking out this far!
Jared: Yeah, ‘cus I can believe that…
Tomo: Why can’t I get that kind of attention?!

@elishaLAMBLEY

Before the interview it had been agreed that if Jared put his hand in his pocket it could only mean one thing! the tic taks in that pocket were getting thrown at Shannon, Shannon is givng the only 5 sign cuz he cant handle more then 5! and Tomo is resigned to the fact Jared is shaking his tic tacs at shannon, hand to mouth in despair!

see above lol too many tic tacs here!

Jared: if i put my hand in my pocket thats the sign I want out to get sushi, Shannon okay give me 5 Iam not hungry yet, Tomo: I am so hungry I could chew my hand off thats in front of my face!

S: everytime i go onstage, i feel a big power on me… the power of the force, like Luke Skywalker, you know what i mean? My drumsticks are my lightsabers.
J: *thinking* THIS is embarassing… fortunately he didn’t bring his Star Wars drumset on tour…
T: *thinking* he didn’t quote Yoda, we’re on progress…
T:

(in an episode of the show ” Intervention” XD)
the band is trying to convence jared that he has a problem and needs therapy
Shannon: so ever since they deleted his scene in phonebooth pla pla pla .. chose Brad pitt over him in fight club pla pla .. he’s like so obsessed with pla pla pla.. and gets angry so fast pla pla and NOT eating at all , DUDE we like love u pla pla pla…
Jared looking all innocent but (thinking): i wish there’s a gun in that pocket
Tomo thinking) umm what should be the trending topic of the day this time?

twitter: @supersweetpain

lolz i got anothe one XD
Shannon : so this dude who stole my bike start sending me pics of it asking for money as ransom! then when i refused he began to send parts of it T_T i mean i like my bike but ….. etc
Jared: dude get over it @_@
Tomo: (still thinking IN CAPS XD ) UMM WHAT SHOULD BE THE NEXT TT ??!!

T: My beard reminds me of my kitties…I miss them… *stroke stroke*
S: …she was blond and her boobs were like *THIS* big…swear to god…
J: Fuck. Forgot my vampire protective sunglasses…better cover my head so I don’t burst into flames. Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUUUUU….

jared:checkin out the tomooo chyeaaa look at that beard

shannon: i told jared i wanted ne drum sticks but he was like noooo……….gosh

tomo: maybe i should shave….hmmm

jared: you know wat i am tomo say it……….out loud

tomo: a…a vampire

shannon: jared is like living in his own world and thinks hes a vampire……psh

S: It was just…holy sh*t dudes I just did what I had to! So I took it, touched it, smelt it and in the end…tasted it
J: Dude eew! that’s gross!
S: What do you mean? It was the best pizza I’ve ever tasted!
T: *thinking* Which country is this? We were in UK couple days ago…and then we went to…wait…no. we werent in UK couple days ago…

Twitter: Jenna6277

S: “Look, I don´t put on nail polish.”
T *thinking*: Maybe I should try to use nail polish to stop chewing my nails …
J *thinking*: F*** Did they see my light blue nail polish? Better I hide my hands …

Twitter name: krokomaus

(sorry, English isn´t my first language)

S:…and that’s how it ended. Wanna hear another story? Well me and my…*continues talking eagerly*
J: Oh gosh…*facepalms*
T: Shannon isnt usually that talkative, just too much coffee today

Twitter: Jenna6277

S: You know, when we were shooting the video for A Beautiful Lie, our major concern was to…
T (thinking): Oh, he’s babbling again… How long will he talk this time? One hour? Two?
J (thinking): Do I have something to eat in my pocket? Or my blackberry at least? I could twitter something while Shannon is talking…

Twitter: myphoenix1

S: JARED! Will you stop trying to be a jedi! Put that iphone light-saber back in your pocket and take that stupid hood off!

Shannon: So, I grabbed the girl and ran my hand here and there …
Tomo: I’m the king of caps lock? Or is king MOFO?
Jared: What am I doing here? I am the Mr. Nobody …

twitter: cookie_ana

Shannon: “I told a million times to Jared, I will take back you cokie”
Jared: *thinking* “you’re telling me that a month ago, bitch”
Tomo: *singing a song mentally*

Tomo: “I have to hide copies of My So Called Life in my beard so Jared doesn’t find them.”
Jared: ” *Sniffs the air* I smell nineties…”
Shannon: ” My bowling club has meetings every Thursday and we learn how to hold the bowling balls like this…”

@skye_blue_alie

Jared: “*about to pull out a pokeball out of pocket* Pickachu! I chose you!!”
Tomo: “Should I chose Snoorelax or Sideduck…..?”
Shannon: “Time to duel!!!”

@skye_blue_alie

Tomo:” Wizards are fun….”

Shannon: “I caught the Golden Snitch!!!”

Jared: *thinks he’s Voldermort* (looks at Shannon) “The boy who lived…..”

@skye_blue_alie

Jared: *in head thought* Where’s my Blackberry(tm)? Maybe Tomo has it *ponders*

Shannon: This Is War is about Belief and War, the fact is we were at War too with ourselves and Virgin Records, but the whole thing is settled now.

Tomo: *In head thought* hahaha I bet Jared cant find his Blackberry(tm)! Damn! hes giving me the evils

Shannon: You two need to get a room!

Jared: No Tomo stole my Blackberry! Where is it Tomo?!

Tomo: I Don’t know what your talking about?!

Shannon: Directed at Interviewer – See what I have to put up with?

-END-

@Aaron_Echelonz

T: it’s time to cut this beard?
S: amazing!
J: I’m the one who gives the interviews!

@eugemars

Shannon – “I think when it comes to being a musician, you really have to find your own sound, have to try new things and grow as a band………”
Jared – *Ha, I knew my ninja skills were fierce. With my black hood up, they have no idea that I’m spying on their interview… hide the marshawk and they don’t even see me*
Tomo – *hmmm My Jared sense is tingling… but I thought he left us alone for one of his solo adventures…*

Also liked ones from @ANMARIE_KS @dhorreur Shalia19 @aMapOfTheWorld

oh, damn forgot my twitter…. @jessakeat

S: He just doesn’t listen. It doesn’t matter how many times I spell it. It’s “pomegranate,” not “pomegranite.” Use your fucking spell check! And that shit was pink.
T: (thinking) “Spatula.” What a great word… spa-tu-la… spaaatuuullllaaaa… SPA-tula. spatula.
J: (thinking) He’s making fun of MY hair? Who the fuck gets a fade?!?

@saraisnotbored

Shannon: You know it’s so hard to be the drummer of the band. I mean I have a pretty face too, but I just need to sit there behind my drums, and Jared gets all the attention! And even in our videos! You remember, for example in The Kill I needed to kiss that scary bloody woman! And if we go way back to my movie-times, in Highway I had this weirdoo-hair and just few lines, when Jared was the main character! So all I’m saying is that…..*keeps talking*

Jared: (thinking) *Aww my brother is cute, he’s jealous! Oh I need to make TIW-video all over again and get him in it more.. Could I send a message to our editors about it right now.. Ahhaa there you are blackberry. I’m so good, I can write without looking..*

Tomo: (thinking) *What is that ticking voice.. No way, is Jared tweeting from his pocket?! Does he really think he can just stole my phone so I can’t tweet anything for days, and then stole my ‘King-of-twitter’ -status? NO WAY. This is war dude, I’m gonna borrow Vicky’s laptop and spam twitter sooo badly tonight..*

Shannon: …and so you know, they even stole my bike in Miami, so I stole their sunset! Jared said I cannot say that in CTTE-video, but I over-talked one of our editors to add it in there so I’p have at least something my own in it…

Jared: (thinking) *..NO WAY, he added it there?! Damn how many times I told him he can’t..HEY BB is vibrating, I got a message! I really need to do TIW again so I can add there something more about Shannon..And what about Tomo, why he looks somehow different there….oh right I don’t have my sunglasses on, that’s why. But where the hell are they…. I bet Tomo stole them.*

Tomo: (thinking) *Who would buy those glasses I stole from Jared, he has thousands of them so he never even notices that….Wait, is that a sandwitch? Man I’m hungry! Could Shannon just STOP already so I could stole that sandwitch from that man.. No wait, but what if it makes my berd dirty? I cannot take that risk, this beard feels so nice and soft and..*

Jared: (thinking) *Oh man why am I letting Shannon talk so much, is he never going to stop..*

Twitter: @TheTypeOfGirl

Shannon: “I’ve been working on some inventions, like socks, but for your hands.”
Tomo: (Thinking) hmm? that’s actually not a bad idea.
Jared: (thinking) seriously? Remember, you stay for the fans, you stay for the fans…

@britshinel

Shannon: So I’m thinking, shave it all off. It’s been a while since my face has been free of hair.

Tomo (thinking): Damn, I could really go for a sandwich right now.

Jared (thinking): Please tell me my brother’s joking! Who knows how that will end up…

@MermaidMelo

Shannon: “Jared paints his nails cuz he thinks it makes his hands look nice. mine are naturally beautiful”
Jared: (thinking) That was a secret, now people are gonna look at my hands…
Tomo: “well i have the prettiest feet, pink polish looks…the…best…”

twitter: @britshinel

T: “Ugh, this damn hang-nail….”
S: “I already got mine – flicked it THAT far.”
J: “Why don’t you guys just paint them like me? A little Candy Blue, problem solved.”

haha, KNEW i was going to forget my Twitter name!

@ozauthorgal

Shannon: “… so everyone knows I’m this control freak when it comes to cleanliness. And I’m trying real hard to convert everyone to living this neat, clean, germ-free life style, because seriously, what we’re living in is just disgusting. I mean, the bus…”
Jared: *What’s this has to do with anything?*
Shannon: “… these guys don’t really help me much. I mean, I made my brother to shave his head, or at least its substantial part, but what can I do with Tomo? He’s got long hair and a beard, and I’m like, seriously, this has to go off, man!”
Tomo: *Over my dead body.*
Jared: *This is what happens when I let my brother answer a simple question about the tour!*

Shannon: “And it was the craziest thing….”
Jared(thinking): “WHO STOLE MY POMAGRANITE HAWK?”
Tomo(thinking):”Mmm…I think there’s agum in my beard…mmm…it’s strawberry…”

@HannaK30

Shannon:” And then he came towards me and then I throw a tomato at him and then he ran…like a wind…”
Jared:”So that’s what happened to the tomatoe…Still wondering where my pomegranite went…”
Tomo:”Yeah…I don’t know anything…I was chewing my beard when it happened…”

Twitter @HannaK30

Shannon: we just love what we are doing out here on the road, playing for the fans (etc.)
Who knows what Tomo is thinking, but Jared is thinking “why does Tomo look like Jeremy Davies? Must be the hair and that beard?”

What happens when Jared’s mohawk gets too pomegrenate!
Shannon (thinking): Thank god Tomo and I brought our sunglasses!
Tomo (thinking): God, the pink blinds!
Jared: Why did you guys make me wear a hoodie today?! Nobody can see my new haircut!!!
Shannon: That’s the point…

@cassiecheah

Drummer of 30 Seconds to Mars finally steps up

Twitter: myphoenix1

Shannon: “Okay, guys, I *know* you took it. And although it’s not funny – not at all -, it doesn’t matter that you only did it to bother me. We’re old enough to solve this without being ridiculous and starting to fight. I just think it would be fair if you gave it back… It’s not that hard – I randomly happen to find it, no-one’s ass is gonna be kicked and we’re all happy… deal?”
Jared: *thinks* Yeah, yeah, playing reasonable won’t- wait! What the hell? Old…? Did he just say we’re old?! *struck by perception* He did! Hah, now I’m so gonna keep it… should speak for himself, the bastard… old… me… as if! I’m Peter fucking Pan, I don’t get old! *throws deadly look at Shannon and sulks*
Tomo: *thinks * What did I miss? Dammit, I seriously need to pay more attention to what’s going on… but… did they already notice? Alright, alright, don’t panic – nod and look knowingly. Shannon still babbles… and Jared, well, he’s being in one of his moods again. And they have no clue that I have no clue! *inner triumph* Yay me! I deceived them, oh yes, I did… *tries hard not to smirk* I’m such an evil motherfucking genious! *is very, very content with himself*

___

twitter: @caedeszabini

(lol at all the other answers ^.^)

The question is: What Jared Leto hides in his pocket??
SL: You are looking at Jared’s left hand? Think what’s going on? He just can’t leave his new BB. We wanted to takie it away from him but it’s impossible. They’re always together.
TM: Hmmmm I think we have no choice and we have to cut his hand of… hmmmm
SL: Jared is almost capable to perform!!!! Look once again…
Thanx
Twit: Isia_S

J:*Note to self…buy more t-shirts*
S:Everyone seems to really relate to The Kill…it’s a song about dealing with your inner demons…and a song that seems to bring everyone’s demon out to rip off Jared’s shirts…
T:*i got nothing…*

shannon: I………wanted the red lollipop but noooo jared went all mishugona

jared: oh shannons gonna get it now….

tomo: yeah…..idk

twitter:LauraEliana

E! True Hollywood Story: The TRUTH behind the leto brothers AND…….Tomos pancakes!!

Shannon: There was this one time where we were holding this event at The Hive previewing our upcoming dvd and this random guy just burst in and held us ransom with a box and I managed to take him outback before anything bad happened

Tomo: *inner thought* Here we go again! *sighs*

Jared: *inner thought* It was me you motherf*cker I was the one who took the guy out *gives shannon the evils*

Shannon: I swear the whole neighbourhood was shutdown

Shannon: I mean, I’d say it’s about this big. Yeah, that looks about right…

Tomo (thinking): Errr, I don’t know…

Jared (thinking): I assume he’s referring to mine.

@MermaidMelo

Shannon (gesturing): That’s what I call a Schlong problem, you know.

Tomo: A what?

Shannon: A Schlong problem. Seriously, didn’t you realize that after wearing skinny jeans for years your Schlong kinda looks at you in the morning, begging “Don’t do this to me again!”

Tomo: Your Schlong talks to you?

Shannon: Aaaaall the time. Actually, he’s also the one who sets the pace for the drums.

Tomo (staring at Shannon’s lap): Ah oh…

Jared (sighing): See? That’s why I do most of the talking during interviews.

Jared’s Schlong: You wish! Haaaaaa!

Twitter: one_out_there

Shannon (smiling all over his face): You have to enter the candy mountain candy cave!

Jared: Oh fuck, no… Not again.

Tomo: Jeez.

Shannon: Oh come on guys! You know it’s true! It’s a land of sweets and joy… and joyness.

Jared: (hiding underneath his hood, praying that this is just a dream)

Tomo: Shannon, seriously, how many times did I tell you that there isn’t such a thing as a candy mountain?

Shannon (giggeling): Tomo, you non-believer. Tooomoooooooooo…

Jared (mumbling somewhere underneath his hood): Shannon, why don’t you leave for candy mountain now? Tomo and I are gonna meet you there.

Tomo (coughing): Erm… yeah!

Shannon: You silly sleepy heads! Alright! (getting up, leaving the room and searching for the magical leopleurodon to get him to candy mountain)

Jared (looking at Tomo): We’ll lock the tour bus tonight, right?

Tomo: Hell yeah!

(For those of you who don’t know Charlie the unicorn which is truly hilarious and important to understand this weird conversation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsqC3ycxflQ )

Twitter: one_out_there

Shannon: – Oh yeah!!! Finally I got to talk!! Woohoo! So, ….
Jared: *thinking* Rejoice, bro, rejoice .. I’ll never have a persimmon ..again..
Tomo: *thinking* Hmm, it’s strange that Jared is silent. Okay. So, what to do with Vicki tonight? Maybe handcuffs?? Hmm..
@Irina_Lucifer

Shannon: ..so we strapped Jared to a chair and cut off like this amount of hair out of his head. And thats why he won’t take off that hood. Yep… it has been 2 weeks already.

Tomo: We had to do it. We had no choice.
Jared? Take off that hood already sweetie, you’re over reacting…

Jared: *almost crying* Don´t touch me! Fucking non believers.. fuck you motherfuckers!

Shannon: Sometimes I get spliters in my hands from the drumsticks.
Jared:Wear Gloves Bro
Tomo: Ahh poor Shannon

TwitterName :@LoniFerguson

Shannon: Of course we wanted to be a woman. I mean, why do you think I wear make-up, Jared goes natural now, but still polishes his nails. And Tomo? Look at his hair!

Jared: Please don’t mention my belly button piercing! It still hurts..

Tomo: hmm: what about my beard man?! Does that make me the bearded lady???

Twittername: kimmetju

“Shannon explaining his brother’s tofu-based diet miracles” – @ahateotw

SL: I told Jared: Stop doing strange things to your hair. But he didn’t listen, as usually. You’re lucky you don’t see what he has under the hood. Trust me you don;t want to …
JL: (thinking) Stop saying ‘as usually’. It supposed to be pefect type of pomegranate, but… that thins canhappen sometimes…
TM: (wondering) hmmmm, don’t even know how to call the colour this is right now… but it’s really funny
SL: (keep on) now he carries a little mirror in the pocket to see if ‘THIS COLOUR’ gonna fade away a bit… So never do it yourselfs at home

S: “And so I was working on my sexy youtube voice reading this phone book when…”
J:(thinking) With the way Shannon’s moving his hands he’s gonna poke my eye out like I almost did to the fans wearing that kilt. I’m just gonna move over here and use my hood for protection.
T: (thinking) Wait, what city are we in? I could’ve sworn we did this yesterday.

@kikinyc5

SL: Well, as I said before, there was this kid from Iran… and he tweeted us saying that…

JL: That’s my story man… MY STORY!!!

TM: Hmmmm… What could I eat today???? I really don’t know what should I eat….

Twitter: @DayFantasy

TM: Hmmm… my beard feels SO soft… nice… I like it……

SL: But we told him to shave that teddy bear he has on the face!!!! It’s enought beard for now!! But he keep saying that is like his trade mark, and bla bla bla….

JL: Don’t even THINK about telling me what should I do with my hair, all right? I just warning you… I’m the boss…

Shannon: Then you just toss it all in garlic infused olive oil and voila!
Tomo: (thinking) Hey that sounds yummy, let’s wind this up and get cooking!
Jared: (thinking) I’m so pissed with you big bro, that’s MY
recipe! I’ll get you later for this! Gives warning death stare!
Twitter name Finony

SL: You know what I want from Australia? A Kangaroo. Gosh what dream I had… I’ll tell ya nut I think I’m a bit obsessed. I dreamed that I met a pretty girl. We talk and talk and when I hold her like this… wanted to kiss, it was just in time, I closed my eyes… and… when I opened my eyes what I saw? A kangaroo… Gosh terrible…
TM(wondering): shit I think I had the same dream? Can it be possible?
JL(thinking): Bra it wasn’t dream at all… this little kangaroo I already have in my pocket. Great joke, really great… he believed, he really believed

Isia_S

Shannon: Ooh, now I’m so glad you asked that question, just let me get more comfortable.
Jared: (thinking) No Shannon, don’t go there pleeease, not after I’ve worked so hard to turn it into a positive
thing…
Tomo: (thinking) I can’t believe this is happening, beam
me up someone, pleeaase!
Shannon: Feel? Feel? How do you think we felt with a fucking $30 million lawsuit hanging over us, you stupid motherfucker?!
Jared: (thinking) It’s all over man, it’s over!

whoops, forgot twitter name: finony

Shannon: Were are we? Oh yes, the theory of relativity is very amazing dude ..
Jared: *thinking: Who cares?!*
Tomo: I need to shave my beard. I can feel a knot in here

Twitter: @BeccaFromEarth

J. i love you tomo, your hair everything just awww ! i want you !
T.what ?
J. nothing !
S. dude !
J.what ? i mean he is good looking like me !
S. yeah good point lets have a 3 way !
T. HELLLL YEAH !

i love 30stm and im not making fun of them
@OMJL

“Shannon and the guys remembering a groupie incident the day before…” – @ahateotw